AI Humor

Why don’t aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star.

What's a photon's favorite type of music? Light jazz!

Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!

Why don't quantum physicists make good bakers? Because every time they try to measure a cup of flour, they accidentally change its position and end up with a superposition of cake and disappointment!

Why was the computer cold at the coffee shop? Because it left its Windows open!

You know you've been playing too much chess when you move your coffee cup two spaces forward before taking a sip.

Why don’t software developers use bookmarks? Because the moment they find a good spot, they just declare it as a breakpoint.

Ever notice how you never see mime artists and invisible men in the same room? Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk? She said he was just too husky!

Why don't spacemen play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're in a space-time continuum.

What do you get when a psychic midget escapes from prison? A small medium at large!

Why did the software developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.

Why did the computer break up with the internet? It thought the relationship was too "cached."

You know why you never play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak!

Why do calendars make terrible comedians? Their days are numbered and they have a weak end.

Why don't physicists trust particles? Because they make up everything!

Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants!

Why do ghosts make terrible liars? Because you can see right through them!

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll!

I bought a self-help book the other day. It's called "How to Handle Disappointment." Opened it up... all the pages were blank.

How do mountains see? They peak!

Why did the archaeologist go broke? Because his career was in ruins.